And how come it's suddenly February?

And happy February!

Guess that means I've missed January.

Didn't mean to...it's just that my world has been a bit mad.

Today I started work at 5 am.

And finished at 9.10 p.m.

And I'm not even a student, how does that work?

Ho Ho Ho!

Crikey and suddenly we are on holiday! Where did that year go?

I suppose when you throw together: selling a house, leaving a secure job and hurling yourself into the terrifying but exhilarating world of freelance, buying a house, jamming two offshore jaunts with work and one for fun, not learning another language and topping the year off with landing a contract for a job that really excites me (whilst, again, slightly terrifying me)...that is going to make the months speed by in a bit of a blur.

And not because I've spent most of the year drunk.

I hope you all have wonderful holidays, Christmases and New Years. I'm going to.

I will be back in 2014!

Been a little bit busy...

...but that's always going to happen when your deadline for a very large project - due to unforeseen circumstances - suddenly collides with a house move.

It got to the point where I was thinking, 'Please don't let anything else turn up on the horizon that needs to be crowbarred into this week, cause there's Just. No. More.Room.' It was one of those weeks where the sleeping real estate got sold to make room for Things That Had To Be Done.

Anyhou...done now and I can just smell the holiday on the horizon.

However, if Little-Miss-Try-To-Please-Everyone keeps saying 'yes' to projects, that holiday is going to become about as elusive as the unicorn I want for Xmas.

My Office Today...

..was really quite fun....

Sorry, that looks very skitey-pants.

I hate people like me.

Just Another Day at the Office.

'Could you go to insertnameofbigcountryinAsia... tomorrow?'

'Ummm.....yes...?'

Problems - Solutions.

Need motivation to go through all those piles of previous years' junk in the garage? 

Easy. 

Flood it.

Terry the Bi Bilpolar Polar Bear

This is made by a guy I used to work with.

Ten bucks says you laugh out at the end.

Do you owe me ten dollars?