A friend sent me an email the other day that was headed up, '25 Reasons to Not Travel on the Bus.' At least that's what I think it was headed. Anyhou, it was crammed with entertainment - here are a couple of highlights. (Hah, I did that without even thinking). 

Someone who hadn't quite grasped the concept of highlighting? But hey, maybe they liked colouring in. Or just wanted to run out the highlighter before their sister got her hands on it.  

 Isn't Mr Crochet just something else?

And as for Mr Crying Man with two white rabbits, I simply have no words.  Okay maybe that's a lie. I have two. Rabbit casserole.

And Mr Crying Man knows it.

Overhead in Office - the Return.

A number of people were crowded around a computer watching a clip on Facebook of a drummer playing not very well. A colleague asks another colleague (who is a very good musician) what his impression is of the performance.

‘He looks like an ape whose just discovered fire.’

I. Nearly. Choked. 

Enemy of the Neighbourhood.

An observation.

Aren't leaf blowers the most ridiculous invention?

Leaf suckers - I get.

But leaf blowers?

'Excuse me while I blow all our leaves on to your property. Please have a lovely day.'