Where the Hell is Matt?

See if you can watch this without a smile on your dial. 

I do believe it's impossible.

Kitten Mayhem

Check this out.

Brilliant isn't it? Even when you hardly understand a word.

But watch it again and check out the attention to detail. Milk out of the water cooler. Fish out of the vending machine, little bowls of milks on the table at the board room meeting, 'meow, meow, meow' as subtitles on the television. And my personal favourite - le chastronaute.

But what a casting nightmare.

@#$%& Printer!

A friend sent me this.....

....genius!

I hear where that pussy cat is coming from. Those printers never learn. 

I'm a filthy Robber.

I swiped this from Brother-in-law's Facebook. 

But it made me laugh so I have no shame. 

Ratings Winner

This, I have cut and paste straight from Facebook.

Saudis have created their own version of the "Arabs Got Talent" TV reality show, but with no music and women banned from taking part. Instead, competitors (male only) will be permitted to perform religious chants, recite poems and engage in sports events.

A quick Google search backs it all up.  This obvious ratings knock out is called 'Buraydah's Got Talent' and, Simon Cowell, eat your heart out cause these judges consist of a poet,  television presenters and a television producer.

Sensational. I have got to get to see a bit of that.

Taking the Piss

There’s a woman who sits on the footpath near my workplace and asks for spare change from all and sundry who walk by.

Recently I stopped feeling guilty about not giving her any coins after I spotted her smoking when she was on a break.

I didn’t realise quite how experienced she was at parking up and requesting money until the other day when I spotted her on the ground outside bakery. I heard the end of a conversation she was having with a stranger who had stopped. He was telling her he would buy her a cheesy roll.

‘Could ya get them to heat it up?’ She yelled after him as he headed into the bakery.

And in one small sentence she reiterated why I give my spare change to kids who busk. 

Joke Time

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Thank you Popbitch.