Heather Locklear on marriage:
'The less jewellery the better the marriage.'
Robert De Niro's son on September 11:
'It was like watching the moon fall.'
And I like what Rodney Dangerfield has to say here about women:
'I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them look smaller. Things that make them look bigger. Then they meet a man and want the truth.'
I also like this from him:
'When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.'
2 comments:
I'm not sure we run as deep as Rodney gives us credit for. :)....and yep its amazing what one will do for a shag.
I think he's talking about certain breed of women. I can categorically say I've never spent three hours putting my slap on.
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