I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
Thursday, June 24, 2010
I reckon Columbus would be jealous.
My brother, Sunshine, sent me this Simplified World Map today. Have a wee read. I was particularly fond of 'Shitty Music and Bears' and I'm also liking 'Drugs and Supermodels' .
Hell, who am I kidding ? I love the whole map, just wish I was funny enough to dream it up myself.
Jo, I think it's meant to be totally ironic. Re Canada, if you were playing a word association game and 'Canada' and 'music' came up, the first thing that would fall out of my mouth would be 'Celine Dion.'
I would move to Hobbitsland, except for the whole freezing to death thing that might strike at any moment down there. Oh, and the hairy feet kind of gross me out too. Perhaps I'll move to Bjork. I loved the swan dress.
I love that map. LOVE IT. It should be a poster for sale on zazzle or something. People would buy it. World leaders would refer to it in powerpoint presentations.
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Total awesome.
But isn't it, Artemisia?
I like "Call Centres".
I notice your place is "Hobbits". Now I know why you're short and yappy....
Oh Tinman, I come from a long line of hobbits...
(Actually, that's a complete lie but it does sound good, don't ya reckon?)
Nice.
They could have exchanged 'hockey' for 'bears.'
Hobibts are yappy?
I don't know. If it's ironic it's funny. If it's not it's just ... ignorant. And a little funny - I like all the porn. And racists and hobbits.
I see England and Ireland are unproductive :) You get hobbits and we don't even get leprechauns?
Shitty music though? Canada has a huge music scene at the moment. Feist, for god's sake!
Medbh, you're right, they could. Or maple syrup.
Jo, I think it's meant to be totally ironic. Re Canada, if you were playing a word association game and 'Canada' and 'music' came up, the first thing that would fall out of my mouth would be 'Celine Dion.'
Feist!
I would move to Hobbitsland, except for the whole freezing to death thing that might strike at any moment down there. Oh, and the hairy feet kind of gross me out too.
Perhaps I'll move to Bjork. I loved the swan dress.
Nice colouring-in, but Sunshine could write more neatly
I love that map. LOVE IT. It should be a poster for sale on zazzle or something. People would buy it. World leaders would refer to it in powerpoint presentations.
Perfect!
Isn't it great, Sheri ?
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