A woman at work got an enormous bunch of beautiful flowers delivered to her yesterday.
‘Have we missed your birthday?’ Ask I.
‘Nooo!’ She says, ‘It’s for nothing.’
‘Well, he is away at the moment - on holiday.’
‘How long for?’
‘Two days!’ She giggles, going just a light shade of pink, while everyone else in the office swoons.
‘You do realise,’ I continue, ‘that all the other boyfriends of women in this office now officially hate your boyfriend?’