Thursday, July 15, 2010

Beware of the killer dog.

This from one of my 'Stralian cousins. He just loves it when he gets the chance to gloat Australian superiority over me (not that he gets to do it that often, rugby anyone?)

So basically some poor fecker in Northland got shot in the butt by his dog.

(That can happen).

Mr-I-Got-Shot-In-The-Arse had been out pig hunting with a team of friends. After a successful day of slaughtering, they were all climbing into the 4wd to go home. Rover jumped into the backseat to cosy up to his mate and, apparently, had the misfortune to land on the trigger of the loaded .22 rifle.

Which promptly fired itself into said owner's arse.

Paramedics reported that the man was not bleeding too badly but was in extreme pain.

I'm picking Rover isn't going to get a Christmas present this year.


9 comments:

Jo said...

Heh. Bummer.

Holemaster said...

You always 'break' a rifle when not in use. He deserved to shot in the ass.

laughykate said...

Nominee for a Darwin Award...?

Ella said...

Good job. If your list of interests includes "killing stuff for fun" your karma is always gonna be in deficit.

laughykate said...

Hiya Ella! I bet Mr and Mrs Karma were killing themselves over that one.

Fat Sparrow said...

Are you sure that wasn't Texas? Cause really, that so could have been Texas.

laughykate said...

You are so right !

Otepoti said...

There's a missing "but" in the second-last sentence.

Irony alert...

laughykate said...

Heh, nicely spotted Otepoti!