But just so do you don't have to go there (gawd listen to me, these days a click is even a drag), here it is in all it's glory.
Since when did shoes evolve so highly that they could eat, (apart from your bank balance or your heels) ?
Or, have I got it wrong and are they cruelty free cause they're a state of the art, ergonomic masterpiece that won't give you blisters or make your feet hurt?(But just make you look sensible).
Hmm not sure.
Anyway, if you're interested pop along to 50 Hope St in Spotswood, Melbourne tomorrow between 4.00- 5.30 and you can check out their new range.
Somehow, I can't see me getting there.