Thursday, November 15, 2012

Just in from the London Office

The London Office kindly sent me this fodder. It's a collection of small ad which had allegedly appeared in UK newspapers in the recent past. 


8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!   Must sell washer and dryer 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE  Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, 
£200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

I'm not sure which is my favourite - but I am quite fond of the top three. 

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