Regular readers of this blog will know that there are times that I think Fashion is a nasty, evil type who gently mocks us.
Currently she's channelling Chinese designer Guo Pei.
I never thought I'd say it, but I reckon ski boots would be more comfortable than these puppies.I surprised there aren't small spinning wire treadmills with mice running around frantically.
The double heel is an interesting concept but not one that I would run with, though.
'Honey, I'm just nipping down to the supermaket, be back in a jiffy.'
Okay so maybe, just maybe, they're intended for an art gallery or museum and not possibly for everyday use but why ruin a good story?
That would be boring.