...were you aware that people can be this stupid?

I shouldn't be hanging around Awful Plastic Surgery cause, photo by photo, it makes me despair over how we're evolving... but it's like a car crash.
I.Just.Can't.Not.Look.
I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
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PUT.DOWN.THE.MOUSE.
Stand back from the computer.
Walk away. NOW.
*Creeps backwards out of the room*
I just have to wonder in what warped and twisted world can such a look be misinterpreted as desirable to either the owner of the face the lip impersonating sunburned banana slugs are clinging to, or the persons she is presumably trying to attract.
Maybe it's not lip implants or sunburned banana slugs. Maybe her lips are just really chapped from too many *ahem* mouth oriented male stimulating activities. In this light, they give a whole new meaning to the tasteless slang phrase, pink taco.
*shudder*
Nah. Sunburned banana slugs much more likely.
Actually, I think Priscilla is a bloke, which naturally skews the vision of the face looking back from the mirror.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Banana slugs !! I just googled them. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. But yes.
Spitfire, you're right ! Wasn't s/he in The Crying Game ?
I like how she thought, "I have that black-tie event tonight... eh, no one will notice!"
'Not a thing, no siree, I'm sweet.'
Heh.
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