Thursday, June 09, 2011

Conversation Overheard in Office.

'What swearing are we allowed at 7.30?'

'Bloodys and shits.'

'Cocks and bitches?'

'Yup. Fucks 8.30, cunts possibly 9.30 - best check.'

A conversation that is testament to the fact that I don't work in a bank.

10 comments:

tinman18 said...

Bloody hell. What channel do you work for?

(If it's after 8.30 in NZ, that first sentence should read "Fucking hell.")

laughykate said...

Hah! Exactly! That conversation was pertaining to the major three channels.

Mwa said...

My kind of office.

laughykate said...

You'd love it, Mwa !

Holemaster said...

You wouldn't believe some of the language out of our place, Spanish, Slovakian, Irish, Hindi...

laughykate said...

Swearing in Slovakian? Now that's something I haven't heard...

Anonymous said...

Similar office environment here, LK. I've just been having an in-depth conversation with a would-be reality TV hopeful about exactly what her job title of 'XXX Adult Entertainer' constitutes (with particular attention to toys/orifices/partners included in the 'performance').
Very enlightening...

Oh, and what she sacrifices with the ceremonial knives on her witchcraft altar in the living room...

No Bleeding Breeding said...

What a coarse, crude place New Zealand is becoming. A nation of hillbillies.
Can do better.

laughykate said...

Oh don't be so judgemental, No Bleeding Breeding.

Just because we're allowed to, doesn't mean we do.

laughykate said...

Anonymous, missed your comment there!Now that's one hell of a conversation to have had.