So...The Child duly came in for her interview. I asked Thepersonwhointerviewedher how it went and she raved about her.
I then sent The Child this text.
'Crikey, what lies did you tell? Thepersonwhointerviewedyou likes you. I smell a rat...a big fat rat.'
Her: 'Oh no, she's just saying that because she thinks we are friends. Which is SO not true. And obviously I lied out my arse too.'
'Now it's making sense.'
'And I gave her a puppy.'