So my father has been down for work and was staying with me. On Friday he was sitting at his computer and called me over to show me something.
I went over and was staring at the page and I saw words like, 'can get passport' and 'foreign money' and my initial thought that he was on a site for fake passports and counterfeit money (he is an arms dealer, after all).
After a moment the words stopped colliding into each other and started to make sense.
It was his invitation to his work conference.
Jammie and bastard.