How To Make Legs Unsexy. By Socks.
(With a supporting role from Clueless Toenails).
(In my defence Your Honour, before the Fashion Police throw the book at me, the legs had just spent an extended time in Boots).
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At least you can cover them up if you had to. I spent the better part of last night sleeping on my face, it seems, and when I woke up I had big ol' crease lines all over it. The Nestling Sparrow was a feared, and kept asking me when it's going to go away, ha.
Nothing like sheet crease lines to slap on another ten years ! I also have had mornings waking up looking like someone has tried to perform origami on my face.
You should see what a wet suit can do to a man.
Or maybe not.
I'm fascinated as to who took the photo.
If it was ANY member of your family, then you know where it should end up....
Plus side: the wrapping effect makes you lose millimetres beneath the elastic line. Body sock here we come!
Holemaster,I now look at wetsuits in an entirely different way.
Tinman, my father did ask me if a dwarf took the photo!
Jo, I don't think shrink wrapping half a calf will ever create the desired effect,do you?!
That's why I'm going for the full body sock?
You borrowing Holemaster's wetsuit?!
Gah. Never will I attempt to shoehorn my fat self into a wetsuit. The horror.
Anyway, I bet he wees in it. I know the ways of these surfy types.
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