So there I am sitting at my desk, watching
down a compile of a show I’m making.
Hear something. Ring the edit suite.
Bloke on my Team: ‘Hello?’
Me: ‘No, no, no, no, no! You cannot adds
farts!’
Bloke on my Team: ‘What farts?’
Me: ‘The two farts you added!’
Bloke on my Team: ‘What farts?’
Me: ‘ The one at 02:14 and the one at
04:05! ’
Bloke on my Team : ‘Who was farting? What are you
talking about?’
Me: ‘You two have the collective mental age
of 14!’ (Their collective age is about eighty).
Bloke on my Team: ‘But farts are funny!’
Me: ‘Not if you’re me when I’m putting this
show in front of X (important person), X (another important person) and Y (
another important person who it’s a wise idea not to piss off).
Bloke on my Team (a sigh so heavy with emotional
disappointment that you would be forgiven for thinking that I’d just fired
him). ‘Oh, okay, we’ll take them out’.
Me: ‘Thank you’.
Bloke on my Team: ‘But you never know, we might have
already added some more in other places.
Me: I would print my response but it’s not that polite. So I’ll show you a picture instead.
5 comments:
I guess Fart Police is part of the "other duties as assigned" on your job description.
Don't worry, they probably didn't add any others.
Well, possibly not.
Nah, almost certainly not.
I'm not helping, am I?
If it's not there, I'm going to get it added!
No, you're not Tinman! *sighs as she realises she's not going to have to add a 'Fart Pass' to her viewing list!*
I'm not sure what made me laugh more: the dialogue, or the picture... two laughs in one post. Magic!
Oh, pleased to have done so Stephanie!
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