I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
Oh crap! I always thought I just didn't want to go on a cruise because of al lthe fires/icebergs/capsizing/horrible entertainment/old people etc. I never thought of that. Mental! The piano on the loose!
Isn't it insane ?
Completely crazy.I did a cross-channel ferry ride once with plates smashing everywhere and my starter going into a paper bag. (After being eaten first.) Someone came to collect it, which was very sweet of them. Even sweeter was that they only charged me for a child's meal.
Mwa, how horrific!
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