Heather Locklear on marriage:
'The less jewellery the better the marriage.'
Robert De Niro's son on September 11:
'It was like watching the moon fall.'
And I like what Rodney Dangerfield has to say here about women:
'I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them look smaller. Things that make them look bigger. Then they meet a man and want the truth.'
I also like this from him:
'When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.'