We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b*tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginga kid with two friends?
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Dear Voldemort ,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
Oh, they made me chuckle, I think my favourite is Canada's note.
But do you know how much self restraint it took to not claim those as my own ? My only problem is that I am such a rubbish liar, the moment I utter a lie I immediately have to fess up. It's possibly I good thing I don't have a career in crime.