I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
O well it will save on pressie buying. Theres something special about baby news that just makes you want to share it with the whole world.This morning I received a happy birthday txt......my birthday was in April.
I'm a card carrying member of The Stretch Your Birthday Out For As Long As Possible Club, so I applaud that text !
Hee, you think it went to everyone in the whole world? Where was my announcemnet!? They should have gone for Joanna Isla...
Of course they should have!
It's the 2,227 lbs that impresses me. No wonder they wanted to tell everyone.
OF COURSE! Trying to get into the Guiness Book of Records as we speak.
I got a text last week that read:"Joe im in wellington ring me asap, i got cartons of smokes...20,dolles a carton, i got a lot pallmall,rothman horizon dunhill and lots moor..."I couldn't resist replying and saying "I've sent this text and given your number to the Old Bill"
Brilliant ! Beautifully put!
Strong suspicion that Miss Isla is second child of Longest Scottish person of your acquaintance. Get thee to a present shop forthwith!
FUCK! Fuck! Fuckety- fuck- fuck! At least I welcomed her. Did you get same text ?
No. But then I do frequent the wonderful MyFace/FriendBook which tells me lots of things about the world and people I might know.
All those birth texts are the same format. NameSexTimeConditionBest I got was from a friend:"Baby girl. Fancy a pint?"
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