A couple of pearlers that have recently come out of her mouth.
On the cigarette price hike:
'You think, what's it going to be: cat food/cigarettes, cat food/cigarettes, cat food/cigarettes,cat food/cigarettes? Fuck it, I 'll smoke the cat.'
To a woman who dresses incredibly stylishly:
'Hey Coco Chanel, you'll know - where can I get some decent shoes?'
On the phone to a man who had been a bit down on himself:
'Oh get off the cross would ya? We need the wood!'
And on that note, me and my notebook are off to work.