I'm sorry, but only its mother could love that.And humans are the same when it comes to suntans. I am talking white people here, generally a gentle dust of a tan enhances a person's look. How many times have you heard people talking about someone back from time away, looking good because they have a tan? A little bit of vitamin D is good for us.
But if, like vegetables, you take it a bridge too far and tan too much, the body bites back, seeks revenge and just makes you look plain old fugly.
It's like her body is shrieking, 'Hey Donatella, stop smearing me with the ugly paint oh and, could I have something to eat?'
Or maybe Donatella knows something we don't and just doesn't want anyone to eat her.
Anyway, that's my theory for the week, next I shall start work on Relativity, or has somebody already done that?