My brother-in-law over at Quote Unquote often does Sentence of the Day. I particularly liked this:
Noel Gallagher of Oasis on his brother Liam, whom he calls “the angriest man you’ll ever meet”:
He’s like a man with a fork in world of soup.
And I thought I'd a few sentences that I have either read or heard over the last little while that have made me smile.
Long haul bus travel being described as transport of the damned.
Being put on hold being described as the curse of modern civilisation.
Mark Broatch of the Sunday Star Times writing about Rome as a city 'where you can't bury the cat without digging up a new civilisation.' Or something like that, the article was written sometime last year, but the line has still stayed with me.
And finally, last week White Rabbit described a guy she encountered as 'scarier than a clown dressed in a tuxedo gutting kittens.'