Okay so I am not over my obsession of Awkward Family Photos. The accompanying comment to this says 'Clearly, all of the other props were occupied at this photo studio.'
I think this guy's name is Trevin, which is kind of perfect.
They've started adding awkward family stories and this one really made me squirm,
'For Christmas my mom's entire side of the family gets together. One Christmas when the family was exchanging gifts, my great aunt came over to thank me for the ornament I gave her. She said thank you then took a second look at me and my cousin sitting next to me and told us we’d make a cute couple. No one really knew what to say.'
How about 'Put away the banjo Auntie Nora.'