I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
Anything with "Axe" in it has got to go. Any time I'm out in da hood (i.e., my ghetto neighborhood), all I hear is "axe": "I axe her, what she gonna go and do dat for?!" "An den I axe him, why you all up in my grill, boy?" And then there's Axe Body Spray (I believe it's Lynx in the British-type countries), which needs to be banned, as it effing well reeks. "Axe murderers," that's what I call the guys who wear it, and I make a point of telling them that girls actually hate it. Of course it helps when my hot teenage daughter is along in the store, just to back me up.Boy, do I hate the word "axe."
I forgot to mention that I am highly intrigued at what a "corgioceros" might be. I'm picturing a cross between the Queen's Corgis and some type of horned velociraptor... "Clever girl!"
It's quite annirritating.
Fat Sparrow - nearly! It was a cross between a rhinoceros and a corgi. I'm not quite sure who would be most offended - the corgi or the rhinos. Holemaster - Yexactly.
I will admit that Mr. M says chillax to the pooches on occasion.*cringe*
Well, at least it is to the dogs. The moment he tells you to chillaxe, I think you need to have words.
I am so with you on this. I have ranted about it before. One who tells you to chillax is one who is asking for a punch in the face.
Yup, or the throat.
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