His hair was a medley of grey, black and ginger - tortoiseshell, if you will. He was balding and it was very long. (Which, if we're being honest, is never a good combination, there should be legislation against it).
He was wearing little heels, women's trousers and a navy (man) jersey and he had a fetching little black handbag with a silver chain over-the-shoulder strap.
It was quite sensational, I did a really bad job at trying not to stare. I wanted to follow him and find out his story. But I didn't.
And he didn't look anything at all like this man.
But I just wanted to find a reason to crowbar the nice man's picture into this post.
(And call me a Fashion Ignoramus, but the skirt isn't quite working for me, what do you think ?)