Today I was dashing across the road and my phone made a break for freedom. It jumped out of my bag and landed on the road.
Right in front of the oncoming traffic.
I watched and waited for its imminent death.
One car. Straight over the top.
Second car. Surely it's going to be taken out now.
Straight over the top again!
This is almost funny. Here comes the third car, surely my phone shall be exploded this time.
Straight. Over. The. Top.
I got the trifecta!
Phone is now drugged and grounded. Me? I'm off to buy to buy a lotto ticket.