I was listening to National Radio this morning and I heard this headline:
'New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has met with a top member of the United States cabinet ahead of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit in Singapore at the weekend.'
And then I heard this:
'Mr Key met with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner for an hour upon arrival in Singapore on Thursday night, saying a wide range of topics was discussed, from climate change to the US economic recovery.'
So they say they discussed a wide range of topics - from climate change to the US economic recovery. So exactly in what depths were these topics discussed?
Timothy Geithner: 'Jarrrrrhnnnn!'
John Key: 'Tum!'
Shake hands enthusiastically.
Timother Geithner: 'Buddy!'
John Key: 'Maaaaate!'
Timothy Geithner: 'How's the weather been down in Nuuu Zeeeland, Jarhnboy?'
John Key: 'Shut. How's your economy, Tum?'
Timothy Geithner: 'Fucked.'
John Key: 'Guudo. Now, where's the buffet?'