I'm trying to find something out about an event that's going on in a very small remote community soon. These are the conversations I've had over the last few days.
Phone call #1.
Insert phone greeting part. 'I'm trying to find something out about X, can you tell me who I need to talk to?'
'Oh, you'll have to talk to Jack. You'll find him on this number.'
Phone call #2.
'Hi, insertphonegreetingandexplanationpart. So is Jack available ?'
'No, he's not. But ring this number tomorrow and ask for Wayne.'
But I thought I was asking for Jack?
'Ask for Wayne?'
Phone call #3
'Hi, insertphonegreetingandexplanationpart. So is Wayne around?'
'No, you'll catch Jack down at the workshop.'
Either these people are messing with my brain, or everyone has two names.