During the holidays Niece #1 looked at me and said, 'Hey! That hat! I have two of those!'
'You bought this with me, remember? You told me it looked disgusting and thought that I should be buying the pink straw cowboy hat instead. And I told you that I wasn't Daisy Duke.'
'Oh yeah, that's right. Well that hat doesn't look that good on you.'
'Up yours, small child.'