And thank you to Homepaddock for suggesting that this blog is worth a regular check (or regular waste of your time).
I don't like to brag, I feel I am quite skilled at wasting people's time. God knows enough teachers used to tell me so at school. I do remember managing to get our German teacher talking for an entire class about her hair and styles she has had it in through various decades.
Probably explains why I can only count to eleven in German.