I was standing at the lights today when, out of nowhere, a child came screaming up on his skateboard and stopped within centimetres of me.
I got a bit of a fright thinking, 'Shit, that child nearly took me out. Well stopped, over confident speed freak.'
Then I took a closer look.
It wasn't a child.
It was a dwarf.
Holding a leprechaun outfit.
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Hmmm...
Woman dressed as cat...
Baldy buddhalady...
Skateboarding leprechaun.
And we Irish think WE drink a lot.
Hmmmmmm, it ain't looking good,is it?
There's a dwarf lady who lives near me. I often see her out walking her dog and I used to be so tempted to take a picture. But I am used to seeing her now that I don't see her as a dwarf.
It was the aggressive attitude (ok, and the leprechaun outfit) that got me.
I know a guy who worked on the film Vigil and he said that some of the dwarfs that worked on that were really aggro (would punch him in the kidneys to get in front of him to get to the bar).
So that Seinfeld episode was accurate.
I should have asked if his name was Mickey.
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