Saturday, February 07, 2009

David Beckham suspended from soccer for two months for jaywalking.

So Michael Phelps got suspended for three months for smoking a bong.

Crikey, it's hardly performance enhancing.

4 comments:

Holemaster said...

It enhances your comedy performance though.

laughykate said...

Heh, and you know when the PC police bring in random drug testing for performers at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival, that it is really time to shift planets.

tinman18 said...

Actually, it'd be the opposite of performance enhancing for him , coz he'd have to get out of the pool half way through each race to have a kebab.

laughykate said...

Exactly! Which begs the question....who gave him the bong in the first place? Laszlo Cseh? Ryan Lochte?