I mean, I'm not even going to start to describe them cause that's going to generate whole lot of traffic I don't care for.
I can understand being called a goat, because they eat stuff like rubbish and clothes. (Even though I am informed by a person of high goat authority that goats are, in fact, very intelligent and curious, not to mention good at climbing trees.) However I remain suspicious.
I was in the bowels of the museum yesterday surrounded by many many stuffed dead birds and I came across the toucan. I mean, seriously, who was on what type of acid when this bird was created ?
And how come nobody, when they're looking for the stapler and can't remember its name ever gets told, 'You're such a fucking toucan'?
Why is goose the euphemism for dipshit?