Thursday, February 12, 2009

You get the big news, here.

This is a zonkey. It is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. The genetic name is zebroid. But it is also known as a zebrass, zebronkey, zeasses, zeedonk, zedonk, zebadonk, zenkey, donbra, zebrinny, or a deebra.
I didn't know they existed until this morning.
I'd quite like a pet zonkey.


Holemaster said...

I always wondered what Zebras were being camouflaged to look like. I mean Lions are beige like the long grasses they hide in, Antelope too. But Zebras? Were they very naughty horses in their previous lives?

laughykate said...

God thought he'd multi task, alive they're the animal that all the other animals can pick on and dead they're a pesdestrian crossing.

Stephen Stratford said...

"I'd quite like a pet zonkey."

I bet you would. And I know where you'd park it - with your nieces.

Not in my backyard, you don't.

Sp8y and Mojo said...

How drunk would a zebra have to be to find a donkey attractive? Maybe he was just cruising for a piece of ass?

laughykate said...

Stephen, I think you'll find your daughters soon saying, 'Daddy, I want a pet zonkey.'

Sp8y and Mojo - you know what beer glasses have the capacity to do.