I'm short, yappy and..... oh, what was that bright shiny thing that just flew past?
Monday, October 12, 2009
Delusions of grandeur. I think the cat thinks he's a boxer.
I particularly like the swing at 1'09.
I knew a cat with a similar attitude. I once had to haul him off a collie after he had attacked, screaming, 'GET OFF!!YOU'RE A CAT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF DOGS!'
That dog is obviously in the cat's seat. Did you see the look the cat gave the owner as the cat stalked off? That cat is seriously pissed off that the owner did not move the dog. That person is gonna have teh harbl in their shoes later, o yesh.
That is one dumb dog. It's trying to be conciliatory (I also speak fluent dog), but it should have been smart enough to just get off the sofa to begin with.
:::nods sagely::: Oh yes, cat, dog, several types of owl, mockingbird, sparrow (of course), crow, parakeet, cockatiel, cut-throat finch and several of the other finches (although Zebra Finches are simply not worth having a conversation with), fish, cow, horse, goat (although I am not fluent), chicken, and I can interpret enough goose to know when to get out of the way.
I'd give you my card, but I doubt there's a lot of people hiring for those types of translations.
15 comments:
They remind me of my kids.
Have you invested in boxing gloves (for the cat character of the fighting team)?
That's really funny. What a ballsy cat.
Poor dog, I can hear him now: "DOOD, I'm sleeping here! What IS your problem?"
That is hysterical! I love the look the cat gives into the camera as he's walking out: "Yeah, I'm bad!"
Isn't it, Holemaster? Can't you hear him, 'I'm not a fucking cat!'
Artemisia, I never thought of it from the dogs view! Brilliant.
Jayne, you almost expect him to high five himself.
I like how he looks at the camera as he leaves, kind of like "just keep laughing buddy, you're next". If Chuck Norris was a cat, this would be him.
All your seat are belong to me!
That dog is obviously in the cat's seat. Did you see the look the cat gave the owner as the cat stalked off? That cat is seriously pissed off that the owner did not move the dog. That person is gonna have teh harbl in their shoes later, o yesh.
Anonymous, you're right, it's an reincarnation of Chuck Norris!
Fat Sparrow, you're so right. The cat's owner is desperately in the shit.
I speak fluent cat, and I was a-feared.
That is one dumb dog. It's trying to be conciliatory (I also speak fluent dog), but it should have been smart enough to just get off the sofa to begin with.
You speak fluent cat AND dog? I am in awe.
:::nods sagely::: Oh yes, cat, dog, several types of owl, mockingbird, sparrow (of course), crow, parakeet, cockatiel, cut-throat finch and several of the other finches (although Zebra Finches are simply not worth having a conversation with), fish, cow, horse, goat (although I am not fluent), chicken, and I can interpret enough goose to know when to get out of the way.
I'd give you my card, but I doubt there's a lot of people hiring for those types of translations.
Multilingual! Wow.
I have a friend whose fluent in goat, so if you want any lessons, I could hook you up.
Goat is rather... kinetic. I don't run as fast as I used to, so I think I'll have to pass.
Also they are liable to eat you.
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