Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I love people - just as long as I don't have to spend Christmas with them.

A friend of mine sent me this story. It's an article from the Northern Territory News and it features this woman.

And that's all I'm going to say about it.

Oh, okay. I will just give you just the one quote. It's from Pink Hair.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

I'll leave it up to you to follow the link, or not.

Over and out.


injaynesworld said...

Now how could anyone possibly mistake her for a d***-sucking whore? Looking all prim and proper as she does. LOL!

laughykate said...

Heh! My friend was sent the story by a friend of hers who lives in (but isn't from) Darwin. This was her respsonse to the article.
'Oh yeah. She ticks all the boxes:
Fag in hand
Pink hair
Fags on the table
Havin’ a beer
Sitting on the outdoor furniture, inside
The blanket in the window.'

All in all, quite glorious.

Fat Sparrow said...

That is too funny. Actually, if you put her in the area that I just moved from, she'd stand out as one classy lady, no joke.

I think she's more insulted by the the thought that people will think she gives head for only $5. It's like that old joke where the man asks the woman if she'd have sex with him for a million dollars, and she says "Yes," and then he asks her if she'd have sex with him for $20 and she says "No, of course not! What do you think I am?!" To which he replies "We've already decided upon that, madam; now we're just dickering over price."

laughykate said...

Fat Sparrow,I think you should write a book about where you used to live. Short stories would be fine. A column even. Or a blog?

Grow Up said...

This is what happens when you call places Humpty Doo. I mean really, what sort of person are you going to find in a place with a name like that? It's almost like Borris-in-ossery, people there haven't discovered how to sweat yet.

laughykate said...


Noooooooooooooooooooooooo,there isn't!

Fat Sparrow said...

A book? Probably not. Some short stories? Maybe. A blog?! That's just crazy talk, lady!

laughykate said...

Sorry, will keep those crazy thoughts on the inside.

*still remembers the broccoli incident*

Fat Sparrow said...

Funny, people always remember that one...

laughykate said...

It can't be forgotten!