Me:' Hey Nine Year Old, shall we get up to mischief when your parents go out tomorrow night?'
Nine Year Old: 'Yeah ! We're gunna burn the house down!'
Fast forward - tomorrow night.
Parents walking out door.
Door: 'Slam!'
Me yelling downstairs:'Hey Nine Year Old! Where are the matches?'
Nine Year Old: 'Nah, I don't want to burn the house down. I'm busy -watching a film.'
Killjoy.
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Damn those Disney films. I have seen them suck the life, imagination, and ambition out of far too many children!
So, how 'bout that "Toy Story 3," eh?
'Disney, stopping pyromania since 1923.'
Children are no fun these days. I keep telling mine to kick their grandparents and they refuse as well.
Mwa, you're obviously raising lovers, not fighters!
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