And that's all I'm going to say about it.
Oh, okay. I will just give you just the one quote. It's from Pink Hair.
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."
I'll leave it up to you to follow the link, or not.
Over and out.
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Now how could anyone possibly mistake her for a d***-sucking whore? Looking all prim and proper as she does. LOL!
Heh! My friend was sent the story by a friend of hers who lives in (but isn't from) Darwin. This was her respsonse to the article.
'Oh yeah. She ticks all the boxes:
Fag in hand
Pink hair
Sarong
Fags on the table
Havin’ a beer
Sitting on the outdoor furniture, inside
The blanket in the window.'
All in all, quite glorious.
That is too funny. Actually, if you put her in the area that I just moved from, she'd stand out as one classy lady, no joke.
I think she's more insulted by the the thought that people will think she gives head for only $5. It's like that old joke where the man asks the woman if she'd have sex with him for a million dollars, and she says "Yes," and then he asks her if she'd have sex with him for $20 and she says "No, of course not! What do you think I am?!" To which he replies "We've already decided upon that, madam; now we're just dickering over price."
Fat Sparrow,I think you should write a book about where you used to live. Short stories would be fine. A column even. Or a blog?
This is what happens when you call places Humpty Doo. I mean really, what sort of person are you going to find in a place with a name like that? It's almost like Borris-in-ossery, people there haven't discovered how to sweat yet.
Borris-in-ossery??
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo,there isn't!
A book? Probably not. Some short stories? Maybe. A blog?! That's just crazy talk, lady!
Sorry, will keep those crazy thoughts on the inside.
*still remembers the broccoli incident*
Funny, people always remember that one...
It can't be forgotten!
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