I was around at my mate's and her man-the-antiques-dealer last night. The antiques dealer had just been at an auction, where he'd been talking to a local eccentric. He enthused about the character of this man, 'Oh he's this, this and this and....'
And I was about to pipe up with 'it's just that he's fucking crackers.'
But he beat me in the race to finishing his sentence '....he really reminds me of you.'