Mental note to self:don't give the dog the car keys.
Oh, that's right I don't have one.
Maybe just don't give car keys to this dog.
Cause he's a rubbish driver.
Yesterday his owner left Wilco in his Cheverolet ute while he popped into the mall. Wilco obviously got a bit bored so decided to take the ute for a wee spin. He pushed down on the column gear change, putting the vehicle into drive.
And drive, the vehicle did - right into the front doors of a nearby cafe.
Luckily the cafe owner is insured. But can you imagine the insurance agent? 'So a dog drove a ute into the front doors of your cafe? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.'
(Almost as stupid as having to tell the quack that your badly sprained ankle is due to being run over by a dog. But let's not go there, today).
I think my favourite part of the article is the last line, 'Police were still investigating the incident.'
What? Have they not finished interviewing the dog yet?