Tuesday, September 01, 2009

If I was casting for one of Cinderella's ugly sisters, Dr Frederic Brandt would be on the shortlist.

I was watching a story on non surgical face lifts on 20/20 on TV3 last night. They were interviewing the Dr Frederic Brandt, a guy who is apparently responsible for some of the maintenance on Madonna.

Now this photo does him all sorts of favours.
He has got to be the owner of one of the scariest faces on the planet. And it doesn't move. He admitted that he can't frown or look angry. It's as if his forehead is in a Valium induced coma.

But what struck me is, if your face guru guy looked like that, wouldn't it concern you that he doesn't have a great handle on the concept of beauty and that you're more likely to come out looking like someone who's off to an Adams family reunion rather than someone who has just put a couple of years on ice?

It's almost like asking these ladies...


..for some nutrition tips.

Or this guy...

..for a weights program.

7 comments:

Artemisia said...

Ay-men, sister!

laughykate said...

You see where I am coming from ?!

Andraste said...

YEESH! I'm off breakfast now.

Saw one of those muscleheads recently at a bar. He looked like a balloon in a wife-beater. Every head turned and I think he thought everyone was admiring him. Come on, it was a bar - not his target audience. More like...amused, snickering quietly, even a bit grossed out.

Holemaster said...

Madonna makes Terminator look cuddly.

laughykate said...

'He looked like a balloon in a wife-beater.'

Brilliant! I reckon those guys look like they've been blown up with a foot pump.

Holemaster, you're right! Ewwwww her arms. There's a horror film out there who wants its arms back.

Meadow said...

It's all too scary. What is wrong with us humans?!

laughykate said...

Honestly Meadow, it is a question that is on high rotate in my brain.