FROM: SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
TO: NORTHERN HEMISPHERE
Dear Northern Hemisphere,
A quick note to let you know that we have Winter packaged up and ready to be sent off tomorrow, with estimated arrival to you in three months' time.
Looking forward to the arrival of Spring tomorrow, in the unlikely event that it doesn't arrive as expected, could you please advise of a tracking number - just in case we need to carry out a track and trace.
The Southern Hemisphere.