Sunday, August 31, 2008

MEMO

FROM: SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
TO: NORTHERN HEMISPHERE
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Dear Northern Hemisphere,

A quick note to let you know that we have Winter packaged up and ready to be sent off tomorrow, with estimated arrival to you in three months' time.

Looking forward to the arrival of Spring tomorrow, in the unlikely event that it doesn't arrive as expected, could you please advise of a tracking number - just in case we need to carry out a track and trace.

Cheers
The Southern Hemisphere.

3 comments:

tinman18 said...

Dear Southern Hemisphere

Since here in Ireland we've had flooding, no sunshine, and average temperatures of 16 degrees since the start of July, and since it's pissing rain again as I type, you can keep your bloody winter, thanks very much.

Cheers yourself
The Northern Hemisphere

laughykate said...

Dear Northern Hemisphere

Obviously Summer is behaving like a petulant spoilt child, don't worry, once it arrives here we shall bitchslap some manners into it and make it behave as like a good little season.

Winter safely sent away, Spring arrived as expected, this morning dawned clear and glorious with an expected high of 17 degrees.

Cheers
The Southern Hemisphere.

tinman18 said...

Dear Southern Hemisphere

Show-off

Cheers
The Northern Hemisphere