One theory, of the many that are doing the rounds(he's faked it, he's only 45% dead because that was all that was left of him and my personal favourite: Madame Tussaud’s is missing a waxwork), is that his personal quack, Dr Conrad Murray, was possibly inadvertently behind a fatal dose of Demerol that may have caused Jacko's heart to throw in the towel.
But just imagine if that is true - what would have gone through Dr Murray's mind after MJ started to look like he was no longer living?
I've just killed Michael Jackson.
This is bad.
Very, very bad.'
You know those days you have when you really wish you hadn't got out of bed? Ten bucks says Dr Murray had one of those last week.