Sunday, June 28, 2009

Mental note to self: don't go to Michael Jackson's doctor.

Just when you thought Michael Jackson's doctor had Lord Lucaned us, it appears he has turned up and is going to talk to police about events that unfolded on Friday (or Thursday, depending on what part of the world you live in).
One theory, of the many that are doing the rounds(he's faked it, he's only 45% dead because that was all that was left of him and my personal favourite: Madame Tussaud’s is missing a waxwork), is that his personal quack, Dr Conrad Murray, was possibly inadvertently behind a fatal dose of Demerol that may have caused Jacko's heart to throw in the towel.

But just imagine if that is true - what would have gone through Dr Murray's mind after MJ started to look like he was no longer living?

'Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

I've just killed Michael Jackson.

This is bad.

Very, very bad.'
You know those days you have when you really wish you hadn't got out of bed? Ten bucks says Dr Murray had one of those last week.


Daily Daydreamer said...

I'm surprised he didn't just beat it..

laughykate said...

Initially, I think he did!

I reckon it was twenty minutes after news of his death that I heard the first MJ joke.

Anonymous said...

Dr Murray: "Hi, honey, I'm home."

Mrs Murray: "Hello dear, did you have a good day at work?"

Dr Murray: "Sit down for a sec, honey...."

laughykate said...

Dr Murray: 'How do you feel about changing your name?'