Got into the office yesterday morning and was told that the Student wasn't coming in till 10.30 a.m.
He duly rocks up.
'What's wrong with you? Swine flu? Food poisioning?'
'Nah, just fucking tired.'
'Just a sec', says the guy who pays his wages,'I will alert WHO! We have an outbreak of the Just Fucking Tireds.'
Move over swine flu, I think there's a new disease that's going to bring the world to its knees.